Fourstones have released a cutting-edge, high-quality space toilet roll designed for use in low gravity! Intended to be used in zero-gravity situations, our new toilet roll isn’t like something you’d use on Earth. It has impressive anti-float technology that keeps the roll still wherever you place it. After all, nobody wants their toilet roll floating away during a time of need! Additionally, each sheet is silky soft, resulting in a super smooth wipe, even when travelling at light speed!
Our toilet roll’s first mission? To be sent to the International Space Station! Each pack of toilet roll will be dispatched from Scotland’s very own spaceport – SaxaVord. There, it will be loaded onto a rocket for first class delivery to the ISS, which takes around 4 hours start to finish. It might even become the fastest travelling toilet roll in history thanks to the International Space Station’s orbital velocity of around 17,000mph!
Shoot for the stars and discover our toilet roll range today by clicking here.
*This is an April Fools prank.*
